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Here's Big Charlie the Bullsnake, a.k.a. Smelly Chuck.

I feel like writing a little essay about Bullsnakes, so I will.

ANIMAL ESSAY #01 - The Insecure Bullsnake.

Bullsnakes are nonvenomous constrictors native to North America that often wear an expression reminiscent of a teenager being embarrassed by their parents in public. When threatened, they will attempt to mimic a more dangerous species of snake in hopes that people will find them intimidating or edgy.

When they aren't busy living a lie, they pursue their hobby of unhinging their jaws and swallowing anything that fits inside. Usually things like rats and mice, but in some cases they will eat rattlesnakes. Maybe they hope to gain their powers through consumption. And then the other snakes will finally stop making fun of them during lunch!

While they can become accustomed to handling, most Bullsnakes are quite defensive, although they're quick to deny all claims of this.

You can learn more about them on the Wikipedias.

Next week I'll be shooting for a "Sunday" comic.
See you then!
 - Nolan P.